breathe in the neptune sky

thebackofyourheart:

hippiebones:

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that red shell
I will fuck you up

A couplet:

I was once in first, and now I’m last

Fuck you, blue shell, and all who passed.

shalott:

sherlockable:

hariboo:

connorsrockinbooty:

what if every god in every religion exists

like egyptian, hindu, and greek gods alike are all chillin on some clouds

and since every deity has something to control in the mortal world they get into fights on whos turn it is to do the job since there’s more than one

“Helios it’s my turn to rise the sun”

“Ra for the last fucking time you did it last week”

eclipses happen when someone messes up the schedule. hathor and artemis are always like: those fuckers.

“Look, we just parcelled out the underworld LAST WEEK, Luce. We’re not doing it again.”

“But I’m pretty sure that Ereshkigal isn’t using that part of the river of fire.”

“Shut it.”

“She traded it to Hel for a series of caves.”

“Ugh. Now we have to redraw the map again.”

/Persephone spends a lot of time sorting shit out for people /Cause she’s used to this crap /but then every spring the entire underworld goes into meltdown because Hades just becomes a complete dick to work with /and no one can remember where anything’s been filed /and about the only thing everyone down below can agree on is that Persephone is the best thing to ever happen to them

You can see the tears starting to form in your eyes. Your throat gets that sore throat feeling. You have to control your breathing. Your cheeks start to get a little pink. At that point, you have to decide whether or not you should cry. Because once a person asks what’s wrong, you know the tears are going to start flowing and there’s no way to stop it from happening.

3wataru:

i dont know why i gif’d this but